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Funniest Hygiene Stand-up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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Here are the funniest Hygiene jokes from all my past standups! Click subscribe if you enjoy! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon. :00 - Deodorant 1:30 - Other Peoples House 1:52 - Bath 3:27 - Showers 3:49 - Shampoo & Conditioner 5:03 - Body Wash 6:30 - Snake Oils 7:13 - Self Cleaning Animals 8:52 - Public Restrooms 11:54 - Hotels 13:41 - Shower Cap 14:05 - Hair 14:39 - Make-Up 14:57 - Eyebrows 15:23 - Japanese Cleanliness 16:22 - Napkins in Asia BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic Drinking   …...more
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Funniest Hygiene Stand-up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
Here are the funniest Hygiene jokes from all my past standups! Click subscribe if you enjoy! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon. :00 - Deodorant 1:30 - Other Peoples House 1:52 - Bath 3:27 - Showers 3:49 - Shampoo & Conditioner 5:03 - Body Wash 6:30 - Snake Oils 7:13 - Self Cleaning Animals 8:52 - Public Restrooms 11:54 - Hotels 13:41 - Shower Cap 14:05 - Hair 14:39 - Make-Up 14:57 - Eyebrows 15:23 - Japanese Cleanliness 16:22 - Napkins in Asia BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic Drinking    • Best DRINKING Jokes | Stand-Up Compil...   Disney    • Best Disney World Jokes | Stand-Up Co...   Japan    • Best Japan Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Stand...   Fish    • The FUNNIEST Fish Jokes of 2020 | Sta...   HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1 CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn THE PALE TOURIST Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake QUALITY TIME Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying Dog Birthdays https://bit.ly/JGDogBirthday Cold Weather https://bit.ly/JGColdWeather NOBLE APE Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada CINCO Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily OBSESSED Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret Seafood https://bit.ly/JGSeafood Bath vs Shower https://bit.ly/JGBathvShower Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating MR. 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