Avoid awkward conversations. Stop people from wasting your time. Custom designed graphic is printed in vivid color and high resolution using state of the art color transfer technology. Shirts are made from super soft 100% combed ringspun cotton. Printed in the USA.

A Kerbalized tribute to the legendary NORL-39 patch for a super secret spy satellite which boasted that nothing is beyond our reach. Custom designed graphic is printed in vivid color and high resolution using state of the art color transfer technology. Hoodies & Sweatshirts are made from super soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Printed in the USA. Guaranteed to last through hundreds of washes.

You’re sitting in your rocket heading to space. Control’s dropping nominals all over the place. Rockets going up while the fuel is goin down. Making engines burn with that awesome sound. The boosters are empty, they’re ready for droppin. The bolts go boom, and things start fallen. But not the booster, they’re sticking around, And now your nose starts pointing at the ground. The mission’s a failure, you’re ready for ragin’, Ground control asks did yo Check yo Stagin! When flying to space- Check yo Stagin! When you’re building a rocket - Check yo Stagin! When you’re eating space food When you’re selling a house when performing Shakespeare When you’re drinking a soda - Check yo Stagin! When you need a new shirt - Check yo Stagin! Custom designed graphic is printed in vivid color and high resolution using state of the art color transfer technology. Shirts are made from super soft 100% preshrunk cotton. Printed in the USA. Guaranteed to last through hundreds of washes.

A Kerbalized tribute to the legendary NORL-39 patch for a super secret spy satellite which boasted that nothing is beyond our reach. Custom designed graphic is printed in vivid color and high resolution using state of the art color transfer technology. Hoodies & Sweatshirts are made from super soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Printed in the USA. Guaranteed to last through hundreds of washes.

A Kerbalized tribute to the legendary NORL-39 patch for a super secret spy satellite which boasted that nothing is beyond our reach. Custom designed graphic is printed in vivid color and high resolution using state of the art color transfer technology. Hoodies & Sweatshirts are made from super soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Printed in the USA. Guaranteed to last through hundreds of washes.

A Kerbalized tribute to the legendary NORL-39 patch for a super secret spy satellite which boasted that nothing is beyond our reach. Custom designed graphic is printed in vivid color and high resolution using state of the art color transfer technology. Hoodies & Sweatshirts are made from super soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Printed in the USA. Guaranteed to last through hundreds of washes.