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"Horses" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)

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As one of the only comedians to win the Kentucky Derby AND the Triple Crown , I'm proud to present these horse jokes. Click Subscribe & turn on notifications STAND UP: Beyond The Pale King Baby Obsessed Mr. Universe Noble Ape Quality Time Bath vs Shower    • "Showers vs. Baths. The oldest debate...   Delivery    • "I LOVE DELIVERY" - Jim Gaffigan Stan...   British VS American    • "British vs. Americans" - Jim Gaffiga...   Bacon    • "BACON!" - Jim Gaffigan (COMPLETE SET)   Morning People    • "I'm not a Morning Person..." - Jim G...   Going Out to Dinner    • "Going Out to Dinner" - Jim Gaffigan ...   I Love Doing Nothing    •  …...more
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"Horses" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)
As one of the only comedians to win the Kentucky Derby AND the Triple Crown , I'm proud to present these horse jokes. Click Subscribe & turn on notifications STAND UP: Beyond The Pale King Baby Obsessed Mr. Universe Noble Ape Quality Time Bath vs Shower    • "Showers vs. Baths. The oldest debate...   Delivery    • "I LOVE DELIVERY" - Jim Gaffigan Stan...   British VS American    • "British vs. Americans" - Jim Gaffiga...   Bacon    • "BACON!" - Jim Gaffigan (COMPLETE SET)   Morning People    • "I'm not a Morning Person..." - Jim G...   Going Out to Dinner    • "Going Out to Dinner" - Jim Gaffigan ...   I Love Doing Nothing    • "I love doing NOTHING..." - Jim Gaffi...   I’m a Manatee    • "I'm a Manatee!!!" - Jim Gaffigan Sta...   Camping:    • "Camping" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Ki...   Dog Rescue    • "I Rescued a Dog" - Jim Gaffigan Stan...   Fish are disgusting    • "Fish are Disgusting, Change My Mind"...   ASIAN AMERICAN    • "Asian American" - Jim Gaffigan Stand...   ALL NEW MATERIAL Cake    • "CAKE" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Beyon...   I’m Korean    • "I'm Korean" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up ...   Jesus & The Apostles    • "Jesus & The Apostles" - Jim Gaffigan...   FLORIDA MAN    • Florida Man - Jim Gaffigan Stand-up (...   ALL NEW MATERIAL Bowling    • "Bowling, a sport you can eat while y...   Hotel Pools    • "Hotel Pools" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Uni...   Fashion    • "Fashion" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (No...   Dog Birthday Party    • "Dog Birthday Parties" - Jim Gaffigan...   Donut Jokes Compilation    • "Donuts" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up Comp...   Seafood: Insects of the Ocean    • "SEAFOOD: INSECTS OF THE OCEAN" - Jim...   Hot Pocket Compilation    • Hot Pocket Compilation - Jim Gaffigan   Museums    • "MUSEUMS ARE BORING..." - Jim Gaffiga...   Hiking    • "Hiking..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (...   Whales    • "Whales" - Jim Gaffigan Stand Up (Mr....   Appendix & Saw a Bear    • "I Had To Have My Appendix Removed" -...   Idiot Abroad    • "Idiot Abroad" - Jim Gaffigan Stand u...   Binge Watching    • "Binge Watching" - Jim Gaffigan Stand...   Massages & Saunas    • "Massages & Saunas" - Jim Gaffigan St...   Horses    • "Horses" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Qua...   Seasons    • "Seasons" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Ci...   Marathons    • "Running A Marathon" - Jim Gaffigan (...   Fitness Goals    • "Fitness Goals" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. U...   4 Kids - Home Birth    • "4 Kids/ Home Birth" - Jim Gaffigan (...   That's McDonald's    • "That’s McDonald's!" - Jim Gaffigan (...   Hotel Pools    • "Hotel Pools" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Uni...   Travel International    • JAPAN & CHINA - from NOBLE APE   Weddings    • "Weddings" - Jim Gaffigan (Obsessed)   Wife's Brain Tumor    • "My Wife's Brain Tumor" - Jim Gaffiga...   Shopping for Women's Lingerie    • "Shopping For Women's Lingerie & Body...   Bars    • "Bars Are Adult Playgrounds" - Jim Ga...   Stand Up for the Pope + ACTUAL FOOTAGE    • Doing stand up for the Pope + ACTUAL ...   Least favorite Dr Visit    • "My Least Favorite Doctor" - Jim Gaff...   MERCH ‪All money raised donated to ThelmagineSociety.org to help food insecure https://teespring.com/stores/jim-gaff... LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show Toast (EP 1)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Toast" - Jim Gaf...   Burgers (EP 2)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Burgers" - Jim G...   Pork Sandwich (EP 3)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Pork Sandwich" -...   Hot Dog & Egg (EP 4)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - HotDogs and Eggs...   Pizza (EP 5)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Hot Dog Fest" - ...   Pasta (EP 6)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Pasta" - Jim Gaf...   Cookies (EP 7)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Homemade Cookies...   Meatball Parm (EP 8)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Meatball Parmesa...   Peas & Corn (EP 9)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Peas and Corn" -...   Mikey Takes over (EP 10)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - MY SON IS TAKING...   Oatmeal Soup (EP 11)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Oatmeal Soup (Ft...   Garbage Plate (EP 12)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Garbage Plate" -...   Chicken Fillet (EP 13)    • "Let's Get Cookin' - Chicken Filet" -...   THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (the next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge) BOLOGNA    • Mike and Pat Show: Bologna   DADDY DOG    • Mike and Pat Show: The Daddy Dog...?   HOT POCKETS    • My Kids Try/React To Their First Hot ...   SPAGHETTIOS    • My Kids Try/React To Spaghetti-O's   LIVERWURST    • My Kids Try/React To Eating LIVERWURS...   PALE FORCE EPS 1 & 2    • "Pale Force"  - Jim Gaffigan Animated...   EPS 3 & 4    • "WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONAN? - Pale For...   QUARANTINE LIFE: (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY) Welcome to Quarantine    • “Greetings from Quarantine” - Jim Gaf...   My Kids Ask about Covid-19    • "MY KIDS ASK: About COVID-19 & get an...   Quarantine Update 1-3    • "What are you gonna do with all that ...   Quarantine Update 4-6    • "The Kids Don't Like Quarantine... SE...   Quarantine Update 7-9    • "When is Quarantine ENDING??" CBS Qua...   Quarantine Update 10-12    • "Does this mean I'm stuck inside fore...   DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. To watch past episodes of click JOIN and become a MEMBER. The membership fee (99 cents) is donated TheImagineSociety.org to help those in need. JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food stand up) St. Louis Pizza    • "St. Louis Pizza" - Jim Eats The Worl...   Colombian Breakfast    • "Hot Chocolate with Cheese?! Colombia...   Kansas City BBQ    • "Kansas City BBQ" - Jim Eats The Worl...   Spain - Jamon & Churros    • "Spain - Jamon, Churros, & More…" Jim...   Cleveland- Polish Boy    • "Cleveland, OH - Polish Boy & Pierogi...   Rochester (NY) – Garbage Plate    • "Garbage Plate, Rochester, NY" - Jim ...   MY KIDS REACT: My Kids React to my 1st Stand Up TV Appearance    • "MY KIDS REACT: To My First TV Stand ...   My Kids React to my 1st Stand Up Special    • "MY KIDS REACT: To My 1st Comedy Cent...   TEXTING WITH JIM Receive texts from Jim Text 646-980-6600 Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

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