"Let Me Guess... Someone Stole Your Sweetroll" is a tribute to one of the most quotable lines from Skyrim’s ever-vigilant guards. Equal parts meme and nostalgia, this design is perfect for fans who know that no matter your crimes, losing a sweetroll is apparently still the worst offense. Serve up sarcasm with a side of stolen pastry.

"Khajiit Is Innocent of This Crime" pairs the classic Elder Scrolls denial with a cheeky twist: a wide-eyed cat “accidentally” spilling tea. Whether you're a Khajiit merchant with nothing to hide or just someone who always gets caught looting, this design lets you play it cool (and totally innocent). It’s the purr-fect blend of mischief and meme.

"Detected | Hidden" – Skyrim Stealth T-Shirt. This T-shirt brings Skyrim’s iconic stealth status right to your wardrobe. The front features Detected with the open eye symbol—because sometimes you get caught. But turn around, and you’re Hidden with the closed eye on the back—just like slipping back into sneak mode. Whether you're a stealth archer or just avoiding social interaction, this shirt is your real-life stealth indicator.

"I'm Feeling Quite Hungry..." A phrase heard more than your inner monologue in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. This design captures the constant, low-key panic of trying to keep Henry alive between swordfights, naps, and questionable stew. Whether you’ve just eaten or forgot to bring dried meat (again), this is a tribute to every player who's lived in fear of malnutrition. Wear it, and remember: cabbage soup is not a personality.

"We Know" features the ominous Black Hand symbol of the Dark Brotherhood, paired with the chilling message that let every fan know. Wear it, and let the world wonder who's watching.

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