Data breaches, big tech surveillance, AI everywhere, if you're in the know—and of course you are, you read WIRED's award-winning journalism—you're probably a little mad. Tell the world with our new Angry Nerd cap, which may not explain to others why you're mad, but when they ask, you can tell them then. Photographs by Julian Gigola - IG: @juliangigola and X: @jlnggl

This 100% Supima cotton tee gets right to the point in a striking minimalist white. Wearing the WIRED logo, your comprehensive knowledge of all things tech and tech culture is tastefully implied. Handmade in Peru with 100% American-grown SUPIMA cotton and produced in a windmill-powered, Fair Trade Certified facility. Photographs by Julian Gigola - IG: @juliangigola and X: @jlnggl

WIRED’s splash page is a unique artwork based on our “W” logo created individually for each issue of the magazine. This whimsical splash logo, by artist Jenny Sharaf, signals your love for both technology and inventive aesthetics, making it the perfect companion for those who head straight from the tech conference to the gallery opening. Made from 6 recycled plastic bottles. High-strength, Water resistant and ultra lightweight. Folds into small pouch. Photographs by Julian Gigola - IG: @juliangigola and X: @jlnggl

Stride into the future with unshakeable confidence with this tote made from 100% sustainable materials. Like the tech optimist aphorism that inspired it, this tote bespeaks a savvy, hard-won hopefulness in the face of an uncertain and rapidly changing world. Made from 6 recycled plastic bottles. High-strength, Water resistant and ultra lightweight. Folds into small pouch.

The Longread long-sleeve tee is an homage to WIRED’s industry-leading, comprehensive, and detailed reporting. Sporting the Longreads tee may not give you all the gravitas and prolificacy of WIRED’s longest serving journalist, but it will showcase your appreciation for cutting-edge technology and the transformative impact of storytelling. Handmade in Peru with 100% American-grown SUPIMA cotton and produced in a windmill-powered, Fair Trade Certified facility. Photographs by Julian Gigola - IG: @juliangigola and X: @jlnggl

Slipped into the glovelike fit of the WIRED Chrome sleeve your laptop will take on the sleek but weighty aspect of an external SSD or a high-end crypto vault. It’s a hardware accessory that looks and feels like an extension of the hardware itself, polished and precise. Happy coding. Water resistant and made using waterless printing. Outer material: 100% recycled taffeta, GREEN CIRCLE certified. Inner material: Recyclable PE. Photographs by Julian Gigola - IG: @juliangigola and X: @jlnggl