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Intro

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WHAT IS AN OYSTER'S FAVORITE CANDY?

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SHELLY BEANS

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TERRIBLE IN BED...

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WHY DOES SHAFT WORK 24/7? 0

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DRESSED MAN ON A BICYCLE?

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A TIRE (ATTIRE)

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NOBODY KNOWS

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WHAT KIND OF COUCH DOESN'T LIKE TO COMMIT?

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A PULL OUT COUCH

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SWINE FLU?

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ONE REQUIRES TWEETMENT AND THE OTHER REQUIRES OINKMENT

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GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS A PIRATE?

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IT WAS HIS DUTY TO FIND THAT

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HOW MUCH DOES A MILLENNIAL WEIGH?

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AN INSTAGRAM

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WHAT TYPE OF TISSUE CAN YOU SLEEP ON?

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YOU EVER BEEN TO THE TOILET MUSEUM?

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WHY DO BEES HAVE STICKY HAIR?

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CAUSE THEY BE USING HONEY COMBS

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WHAT KIND OF SHOES DID THE

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SNEAKERS

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WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO JALAPEÑOS HAVING SEX?

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ARACHNA-KOBE-A

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WHERE DO DENTISTS GO TO VACATION?

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FLOSS VEGAS

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8 STACHE INTERFERENCE

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A DESIGNER HORSE?

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A GUCCI MANE

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TO THE SNARE DRUM? 2

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HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE ANIMAL?

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HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME ANIMAL?

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Celebrity Dad Jokes | The Cast of Shaft vs. The SquADD | All Def
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2019Jun 5
Can the SquADD break Samuel “MF” Jackson by getting him to laugh out loud in this special “Shaft” edition of Celebrity Dad Jokes? Find out as The SquADD goes head to head with the cast of @SHAFTMovie. You know the rules, the first one to laugh loses and the team with the most points wins! Check out #SHAFT, in theaters June 14th. #ad Thanks to the Shaft cast (Samuel L. Jackson, Jessie T. Usher, Regina Hall, Richard Roundtree) for partnering with All Def Dad Jokes. All Def Cast: DoBoy - @iamdoboy Patrick Cloud - @patrickcloud Precious Hall - @1PreciousComedy Richie Loco - @ richie.loco Check out the trailer here - http://bit.ly/SHAFTMOVIE → 🛒 SHOP ALL DEF DAD JOKES← https://alldefmerch.com/collections/d... → 💬 FOLLOW ALL DEF DAD JOKES←   / alldefdadjokes     / alldefdadjokes     / alldefdadjokes   #DadJokes #AllDef About All Def: All Def is a multi-platform media company leveraging the cultural power of Hip-Hop, Comedy, Poetry and Social Justice. Hip Hop transcends age, class, gender and geography. It drives the content behind our most popular films, TV programming and even our Broadway shows. Hip Hop also drives significant parts of global culture, and All Def leverages this truth every day. You’ll find our work on HBO, MTV, Fusion, Spotify…and we’re just getting started. And more than anyone, Hip Hop speaks to youth. All Def has leveraged the cultural power of Hip Hop to grow our owned channels to over 10 million fans aged 18-24. Dad Jokes | SquADD vs. SquADD ('Shaft' Edition) | All Def    • Celebrity Dad Jokes | The Cast of Sha...   All Def    / alldef  

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