A legendary quest for a real-world cause. We’ve partnered with Canteen Aotearoa, a charity supporting young Kiwis aged 12-24 impacted by cancer, to bring you this limited-edition Epic NPC Man bandanna. Featuring a heroic lineup of your favourite NPCs, this is more than just epic gear – it’s a call to arms to stand behind young adventurers on their toughest journey yet. All profits go directly to Canteen NZ Pre-order available only from April 29th to May 13th Orders begin dispatching in June Product Origin: US Learn more about the amazing work Canteen Aotearoa does: https://www.canteen.org.nz/ NB: Promo codes have been disabled for this item to ensure maximum Good Deed XP. +500 Good Karma, +1 Bandanna of Charity, +10 Warm Fuzzies. Are you a Kiwi adventurer? Order it directly from Canteen Aotearoa.

Ever dreamt of the illustrious TechTown experience? Well, brace yourself – your dreams are about to come true... Picture this: You, confidently commanding the store in your official TechTown Black Polo Shirt, proudly displaying your rank as one of the elite managers. Your place in the corporate hierarchy is unmistakably clear, and your authority is evident in every stitch. Those low socio-economic peasants don't stand a chance. NB: Sizing runs large. For a regular fit, please size down 1 size. Manager Rowan wears a Medium. Country of Origin: US

Ever dreamt of the illustrious TechTown experience? Well, brace yourself – your dreams are about to come true... or not. Picture this: You, confidently navigating the store in your official TechTown Red Polo Shirt, proudly displaying your rank as one of the diligent peasants. Your place in the corporate hierarchy is unmistakably clear, and your dedication is evident in every stitch. Despite being paid practically nothing, your resilience and hard work shine through. As a red shirt peasant, you exist at the mercy of the black shirt managers, yet you persist with unwavering commitment. NB: Sizing runs large. For a regular fit, please size down 1 size. Adam wears a Small. Country of Origin: US

Enjoy your morning coffee (or tea) with your favourite muggers from the Epic NPC Man skits! Ceramic Height: 3.79′′ (9.6 cm) Diameter: 3.27′′ (8.3 cm) Dishwasher and microwave safe

Ah, Hello Adventurer! Here to grab a T-shirt inspired by none other than our favourite sentient NPC from the Epic NPC Man skits? Crafted from 100% super-soft cotton, this tee is as comfortable as rolling a nat 20 on your Perception check. Whether you're lounging at home or conquering virtual realms, this tee ensures you'll feel as relaxed and confident as a seasoned adventurer.

Ah, Hello Adventurer! Here to grab a hat inspired by none other than our favourite sentient NPC from the Epic NPC Man skits? 100% cotton twill Low profile One size fits most